It is true, just like homosexuals and heterosexuals, paedophiles whether they be straight paedophiles or a combination of heterosexual/paedophiles, homosexual/paedophiles, etc., are born that way and are incurable; however, their proclivity is for sexual relations with people below the age of consent and that is the problem: IF THE PRESENT  BRITISH GOVERNMENT OR ANY GOVERNMENT has the empathy to understand the pain suffered by children who have been abused and the pain suffered by their parents when they find out, they will pass a LAW that requires all convicted paedophiles to be either given a full life sentence or take a voluntary chemical castration.

p.s. This might – laughably – be challenged under the liberal  “human rights”  laws that are usually passed by heads of countries who have lawyers in power : Trudeau in Canada and Blair in the UK.: they are always a can of worms and create endless amounts of work for all those unemployed lawyers that keep being churned out by money hungry universities. The legal pox continues to spread !



Whenever I am in the U.K. , it seems that about every half hour somebody on the television is asking for money; irrespective of whatever the charity is, it seems to come over as the same pitch: “give me munny” to save one eyed flys or three toes ants, or whatever. The fact is that getting a front office job in a charity is like winning the lottery: half a million dollars for David Miliband to effectively be a public/human relations manager for a charity is nice cake if you can get it !,  and  which will no doubt allow him to return to politics after his brother has successfully sunk all chances of labour being elected at the next vote.


I have no idea what the problem is with modern day nurses: possibly they are in it for the money rather than in it as a vocation; a lack of basic training such as being trained to be hands-on with patients, touch them, feel them, include changing a few bed pans in their university training, or giving a sponge bath to a few more patients; nurses appear to be tuned into WIIFM (what’s in it for me) more than into NURSING patients…too much time spent BS’ing  at the nurses stations or around computers that show vital signs but which cannot tell them when a patient needs to go to the bathroom or is desperately thirsty or is in pain. Sticking a drip full of morphine on your arm and telling you to just keep pumping any time you have pain is not nursing!!

The whole system is corrupt and needs a humanitarian overhaul !


Due to the currant financial situation in the United Kingdom,  created by the long recession since 2008,  her Majesty’s government has decided to implement a scheme to place workers of 50 years of age or older, into early retirement, thus cutting down on current unemployment levels and creating work for younger members of society who are now unemployed.

The name of the new program is called the Retire Aged People Early program, or R.A.P.E. for short.

People who have been selected for the R.A.P.E. program may apply to the Government to be considered for second phase assistance through the Special Help After Forced Termination program or S.H.A.F.T.

Those people fortunate enough to have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under a subsequent program called the

System Covering Retired Early Workers called S.C.R.E.W. for short.

A younger “senior” may only be R.A.P.E.d,  once, S.H.A.F.T.ed twice, and S.C.R.E.W.ed. just as often as the government deems appropriate.

Those persons who have been R.A.P.E.D. could have received

Additional Income for Dependants and Spouse; A.I.D.S. for short or, they could also have been given H.E.R.P.E.S., sometimes called the Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance.

Her Majesty’s Government wishes to advise all recipients under this program, that they may not be SCREWED or SHAFTED any further, however the good news is that persons who are not RAPED and who are staying on program, will qualify for the Special High Intensity Training program, sometimes called S.H.I.T.

Her Majesty’s Government has always prided itself on the amount of S.H.I.T. that it has given its citizens!

Should any citizens on the program feel that they are not getting enough S.H.I.T., please contact your local member of parliament who has been well trained to give you all the S.H.I.T. you can handle !!

Yours Sincerely


The committee for the Economic Value of Individual Lives.

p.s. Due to recent budget cuts and the rising costs of electricity, gas and oil, as well as the current economic climate where we all have to tighten our belts, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has had to be turned OFF.

Author unknown


Many years ago I formulated the concept of “smokeless factories;” an assessment of the value of attracting people on retirement pensions, as also people with independent sources of income to locate in any country/state/province.  Essentially, having people on pension/independent  incomes are equivalent to having people on good pay working in prime jobs (i.e. not in the service industries)

The old formula was that for every worker employed in prime jobs 9-10 service jobs were created (lawyers, dentists, construction, retail, banking, etc, etc. etc.) however the old rule might just be outdated, as the percentage of people employed in the service industry in the U.S.A. today, for example, is said to be closer to 80% of the non-farm workforce.

Ergo, for every 10,000 people on independent incomes (pensions, investment income, etc) who locate to a foreign country there will be a knock-on effect of 100,000- 500,000 additional jobs created in the service sectormind boggling isn’t it !!

As Spain and Portugal have fared badly since 2008, it is easy to assume that 100% of the decline was caused by the financial collapse, however, in the same period, the value of the pound

versus the Euro also collapsed, and many retirees pensions shrank so much that they returned back to the U.K., taking with them their pensions and the multiplier effect of their independent incomes, thus accelerating the decline of the “Sunshine” economies.

p.s. If France’s Francoise Hollande can ever get his mind off sex for a few minutes, he might realise how much harm he is doing to the French economy by driving his wealthy citizens out of France with his 90% tax rates.